Subject: Josh Goes to Disneyland
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 25 2001 - 02:52:44 EST
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My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer
by disappearing during our lakeside vacation.
More than a dozen relatives searched the forest
and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when
we found Matthew playing calmly in the woods.
"Listen to me!" his mother said sharply. "From
now on when you want to go someplace, you tell
Mommy first, okay?"
Matthew thought about that for a moment and said,
"Okay, Disney World."
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"Josh Goes to Disneyland"
Josh had always been a big fan of Walt Disney.
He saw every film that the Disney Studios put
out. So it was no surprise when he headed to
Disneyland looking for a job as a tour guide.
And his interview went something like this:
Interviewer, "So why would you like to work for us?"
Josh, "I've been a big fan for many years. I
reckon that I know as much about your characters
as anyone. I'd make a darn good tour guide."
Interviewer, "Tell you what. If you can answer 3
questions, I'll give you the job of Head Tour Guide."
Josh, "Sounds fair."
Interviewer, "First Question: Who is Mickey
Mouse's girlfriend?"
Josh, "Minnie Mouse."
Interviewer, "Second Question: Name our 2 most
famous dogs."
Josh, "Pluto and Goofy."
Interviewer, "Very Good. Speaking of dogs, I
assume you saw the movie 101 Dalmatians?"
Josh, "Sure did."
Interviewer, "Okay, name them."
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