Subject: Life's Little Mysteries
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 19 2001 - 02:50:17 EST
"Life's Little Mysteries"
See if you can justify any of the following:
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken
our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic
Wins Lottery?"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move
your lips?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down
the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click
on "Start?"
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a
second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops
of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that little indestructible black box
that is used on planes? Why can't they make
the whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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