Subject: Attainable Affirmations, Part II
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 18 2001 - 00:12:44 EST
"Attainable Affirmations"
18. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie
themselves into knots.
19. Only a lack of imagination saves me from
immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
20. I will strive to live each day as if it were
my 50th birthday.
21. I honor and express all facets of my being,
regardless of state and local laws.
22. Today I will gladly share my experience
and advice, for there are no sweeter words
than "I told you so!"
23. False hope is better than no hope at all.
24. A good scapegoat is almost as good as
a solution.
25. Just for today, I will not sit in my living
room all day in my underwear in the Hollywood
Cafe. Instead, I will move my computer into
the bedroom.
26. Who can I blame for my problems? Just
give me a minute.... I'll find someone.
27. Why should I waste my time reliving the
past when I can spend it worrying about the
future?
28. The complete lack of evidence is the surest
sign that the conspiracy is working.
29. I am learning that criticism is not nearly
as effective as sabotage.
30. Becoming aware of my character defects
leads me naturally to the next step of blaming
my parents.
31. To have a successful relationship, I must
learn to make it look like I'm giving as much
as I'm getting.
32. I am willing to make the mistakes if
someone else is willing to learn from them.
33. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in
his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's
a mile away and barefoot.
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