Subject: Cruel Disease
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 08 2001 - 20:25:44 EST
"Get a What?"
A doctor sees the old man walking down the
street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm!
The next time the old man had an appointment,
the doc says, "You're really doing great, aren't
you?"
"Just doing what you told me, Doctor. Get a
hot mamma and be cheerful."
"I didn't say that... I said, You've got a heart
murmur, be careful..."
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"Cruel Disease"
One old man was sitting on a park bench
talking to a new acquaintance. "I'll tell you,"
he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the
cruelest disease."
"Crueler than cancer?" his friend asked.
"You bet," the first codger replied. "It makes
every single one of your joints stiff, except
the right one."
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