Subject: Happy Birthday?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 06 2001 - 03:16:17 EST
"Happy Birthday?"
An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this
Earth. He spoke to his toes.
"Hello, toes!" he said, "how are you, toes? You
know, you are 82 today. Oh, the times we've
had! Remember when we walked in the park
in summer every Sunday afternoon? The times
we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy birthday,
toes!"
"Hello, knees," he continued. "How are you,
knees? You know you're 82 today. Oh, the
times we've had! Remember when we
marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles
we've jumped together. Happy birthday, knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willy!
If you were alive today, you'd be 82 years old!"
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