Subject: I'll Create a Distraction
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 01 2001 - 08:22:58 EST
"I'll Create a Distraction"
My father once told me of the time he was a little
careless in a restaurant. It seems that between
the appetizer and the entre he had occasion to go
to the lavatory. Shortly after returning the waiter
brought his main course, and while serving
managed to surreptitiously pass my father a
note, the contents of which were as follows:
"Please, Sir, excuse this intrusion. "I noticed that
a few minutes ago you paid a visit to the lavatory.
Unfortunately, in your haste to return to your food
and your companions you failed to adjust your
clothing properly. As a result, I couldn't help
noticing that your penis is hanging out of your flies.
By now I will have gone to the other side of the
restaurant, where I will pick up a stack of plates.
In a moment I shall drop these plates, thus creating
a distraction and allowing you to adjust yourself
unobserved.
"P. S. I love you."
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