Subject: A Rabbit And A Mate?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 27 2001 - 09:18:14 EST
"A Rabbit And A Mate?"
An Angora rabbit decides he wants good sex, so he
goes to one of those houses. There, he asks the
keeper -- a fox, of course -- for a mate.
"For you, I got this nice little squirrel," says the fox.
"No, better give me a Boa snake," replies the rabbit.
"But a Boa will eat a little Angora rabbit like you alive!"
says the fox.
"Never mind, just give me the woman -- I want a big,
long, cold Boa snake," answers the rabbit.
So he is taken to this incredible Boa female. Seeing
the little rabbit, the snake swallows it in a second. But,
because it's an Angora rabbit, the Boa, with its stomach
irritated by the fur, spits the little animal out, so powerful,
that the rabbit lands two kilometers away.
In the end, the rabbit slowly gets on his feet, with a huge
smile expressing happiness and content on his face,
and proudly says to himself: "Oh, boy, what a blow job!"
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