Subject: A Dog at The Movie
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 06 2001 - 17:41:00 EST
"Hydrant"
Two dogs were walking down the street. The one
dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be
right back." He walks across the street and sniffs
this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks
back across the street.
The other dog says, "What was that about?"
The dog first dog says, "Oh, I was just checking my
messages."
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"Smart Dog"
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
three men and a dog playing cards. The dog
was playing with extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "Every time
he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
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"A Dog at The Movie"
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She
has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm
sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice
that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at
the right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at
the boring parts, but most of all, he laughed like
crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that unusual??"
"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ...because
he hated the book!"
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