Subject: If You See Me Running....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 03 2001 - 08:58:32 EST
"If You See Me Running..."
The other day, we had a bomb scare here in Rio
Rancho, NM, at the Giant gas station. Of course,
the bomb squad had to be called out to investigate,
which in turn brought the news crews.
In the local paper the next day, there was a picture
of a bomb squad member, wearing a shirt that read:
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running,
try to keep up!"
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"Shipwrecked"
The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years
on a deserted island. Then one morning he was
thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel
pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer
in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of
newspapers and told him, "With the captain's
compliments. He said to read through these and
let us know if you still want to be rescued."
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