Subject: The Future Ms. Righteous
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 31 2001 - 08:56:32 EDT
"The Future Ms. Righteous"
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she
spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?"
"They're mating, Lucy." he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top Daddy?" Lucy
asked.
"Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs."
"Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs, and
the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stamped them flat. Well, we're not having THAT
sort of thing in our garden!!"
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