Subject: Teed Off
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 27 2001 - 02:45:10 EDT
"Teed Off"
This lawyer was so fanatical about his golf game
that he played every day. One morning after he
has competed the first hole and was just about
ready to tee off on the second, he noticed the most
gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting alone
on the first green.
The lawyer waited until the woman had reached
the second tee and asked if she would like to join
him, and they could finish together. To his surprise,
the woman agreed, and they played the remaining
holes. Not only was this woman beautiful, she was
also a good golfer.
When they completed their round, the lawyer told the
woman that, not only was he a lawyer, but he was
also a cordon bleu chef and wine buff. He invited
her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks.
The woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went.
Back at the house, the lawyer cooked a magnificent meal.
In fact, it was more than just cooking; it was a performance
to behold. They enjoyed good food, good wine and good
conversation. After the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer
with the best oral sex he had ever experienced.
The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill of this
woman that he desired her to no end. He then asked if
she would like to play golf the following morning, to which
she agreed. Once again, they enjoyed a great game of
golf together, a magnificent evening meal, and once
more the lawyer received sensational oral sex.
This went on for three weeks, when the lawyer finally
said, "Listen, the golf and the company has been
fantastic! But, there is only so much oral sex a man
can take. When are we going to go at it?"
"We can't." said the woman.
"Why not?" cried the lawyer.
"Because I'm a transvestite." replied the woman.
"YOU BITCH!" screamed the lawyer. "I can't believe
you have been playing off the LADIES' TEES FOR
THE LAST THREE WEEKS!!!"
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