Subject: "Polar Bear's Problem"
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 30 2001 - 15:03:23 EDT
"Polar Bear's Problem"
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear
and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and asked,
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son,
you're 100% polar bear."
A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns
to his father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth.
I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear
or panda bear or grizzly bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar
bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are
definitely 100% polar bear."
A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear
AGAIN turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't think
your sparing my feelings if it's not true. I gotta know
-- am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear was distressed by this continued
questioning and asked his son, "Why do you keep
asking if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because I'm freezing!"
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