Subject: Polar Bear's Problem
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 30 2001 - 15:01:22 EDT
"Bear Tales"
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in
the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only
wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped
his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as
he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a
little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped
and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear
tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and
yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while
I go and get another!"
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