Subject: Hermaphrodite
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 28 2001 - 08:21:09 EDT
"Hermaphrodite"
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards,
the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell
you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's
wrong with my baby, Doctor?...What's wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong,
exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your
baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's
that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has
the...er... ...features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh, my goodness!
You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"
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