Subject: Going to Church
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 18 2001 - 09:04:05 EDT
"Going to Church"
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required
women to wear a head covering in order to enter
the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without
her head covering. The priest informs her that
she cannot enter without it.
A few moments later, the lady reappears, wearing
her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest
says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy
place without your wearing a blouse."
"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.
"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but
you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!"
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