Subject: Man's Useless Parts
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 16 2001 - 03:09:58 EDT
"Man's Useless Parts"
He has an Adams apple that isn't an apple...
Two calves that will never become cows...
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...
Twenty nails that won't hold a board...
A chest that won't hold linen...
Two tits that won't give milk...
Two buns that won't feed anyone...
A belly button that won't button...
Two balls that won't roll...
An ass that won't pull a plow...
An organ that won't play music...
A cock that won't crow...
.....And what are YOU laughing about?!?
You have a pussy that won't catch mice!
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