Subject: Easter Announcement
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 15 2001 - 03:05:06 EDT
"Easter Announcement"
An elderly pastor, looking over his large congregation on
Easter morning, startled them with this announcement:
"My friends, realizing that I will not see many of you until
next Easter, may I take this opportunity to wish all of
you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!"
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"The Pretty Dress"
At the beginning of a children's sermon, one little girl
came up to the alter wearing a beautiful dress. As the
children are sitting down around the pastor, the pastor
leans over and says to the girl, "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your Easter dress?"
The girl replies almost directly into the pastor's clip-on
mike, " Yes. And my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."
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"After The Revival"
After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were
discussing the results with one another.
The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out
great for us! We gained 4 new families."
The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that!
We gained 6 new families."
The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better
than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!"
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