Subject: Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 12 2001 - 06:53:49 EDT
"Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching"
This came from the New England Journal of
Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies - don't
look at us like we're scum when you catch us.
We're only doing it for our health.
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's
breasts is good for a man's health and can add
years to his life, medical experts have discovered.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine,
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female
is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-
out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals
in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion
after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients -
half of whom were instructed to look at busty females
daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The
study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers
had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates
and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and
improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.
"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men
healthier."
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity
a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart
attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently,
the average man can extend his life four or five years."
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