Subject: New Medications?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 10 2001 - 10:28:10 EDT
"New Medications?"
Prestidigitalis: a cure-all..works like magic!
Sexcedrin: what to give someone who says, "Not
tonight, Dear; I have a headache."
Ropadopamine: retards brain damage from blows
to the head.
Hisalavista: say bye-bye to those allergies.
Milk of Amnesia: for the new mother to help forget
birth trauma.
Non-interferon: black-market drug often slipped to
unsuspecting in-laws.
Testsoteroni: a hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.
Aestheominophen: You don't feel any better, but you
look fabulous.
Mazeltoff: Won't cure anything, but you may win the
lottery.
Silliconia: A cream imported from Romania to increase
breast size.
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