Subject: Palm Sunday
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 08 2001 - 14:33:21 EDT
"Palm Sunday"
It was Palm Sunday and, because of strep throat, Sue's
three-year-old son had to stay home from church with
a baby-sitter. When the family returned home carrying
palm branches, he asked what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by,"
his mother explained.
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday
I didn't go, He showed up!"
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"Dinner Prayer"
A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night.
"Dear G-d, thank you for these pancakes." When he
concluded, his parents asked him why he thanked
G-d for pancakes when they were having chicken.
He smiled and said, "I thought I'd see if He was
paying attention tonight."
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"Bedtime Prayer I"
A little boy's prayer: "Dear G-d, please take care of
my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my
brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care
of yourself, G-d. If anything happens to you, we're
gonna be in a big mess."
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"Bedtime Prayer II"
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So,
your mother says your prayers for you each night?
Very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank Heaven he's in bed!"
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