Subject: A Cat Story
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Sep 28 2000 - 20:52:06 EDT
"A Cat Story"
One day a little cat was walking through the park
when he came across a pond. He peered into the
pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond
there was a little cocktail sausage.
The cat was feeling quite happy so as the water
wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw,
hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat was walking through the park
again and peered into the pond. There was another
sausage in the pond but this time it was a normal
sized one, so the cat reached in. This time he had
to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked
the sausage out and ate it.
The next day things go basically the same and the
cat again looks into the pond. There he found an
enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom for
the pond. It looked so delicious but it was so deep
that he had to really stretch to get it, then SPLASH -
he fell in.
The moral of the story is:
The Bigger the Sausage, The Wetter the Pussy!
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