Subject: Olympic Tidbits
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Sep 27 2000 - 06:21:41 EDT
"Olympic Tidbits"
What is an example Olympic sex?
"I have an Olympic sex life: Once every four years."
The winner of the Circle Jerk Olympics doesn't win
a Gold medal. He is given the "Pull It, Sir" Prize.
What is a euphemisms for impotence?
Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics.
What is the difference between a pygmy tribe
and a girls track & field team?
Pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning runts!
From The List of Masturbation Terms:
Five Knuckle Olympics
New Olympic Pickup Line:
I think that, in the Olympics, the only thing those
tiny cute gymnasts should be mounting is some
guy's ten inch dick. Now, that takes talent!
What is the difference between Olympic
swimmers and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.
What was Bill Clinton's favorite part of the Olympics?
The Opening Ceremonies because it was the only
time he could be around an old flame and not have
to dodge allegations.
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