Subject: Driving in California
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Sep 20 2000 - 06:42:48 EDT
"Driving in California"
Driving School: Real answers received on
exams given by the California Department
of Transportation's driving school:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is
crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars
approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the
bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people.
I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you
use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were
arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle
if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when
passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if s/he
is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing
red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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