Subject: Advice for Women
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 18 2000 - 02:56:31 EDT
"Advice for Women"
You can't change a man -- unless he's in
diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon -- they should
be able to put them all up there.
Go for younger men. You might as well --
they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same -- they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed
the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men -- most of
them are the do-it-yourself types.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the
desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times,
men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested
in, tell him the checkbook.
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