Subject: A Mouse and a Giraffe
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Sep 13 2000 - 06:38:48 EDT
"A Mouse and a Giraffe"
A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when
a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the
end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and
ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down
beside her and ordered her another drink. After
a third round, the bartender looked up, and they
were leaving the bar together.
The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely
crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping
for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, his tail
was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.
The bartender took one look and said, "How did it
go last night?"
The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I
ever had."
The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"
The mouse replied, "Hey between the kissing and
the screwing, I must have run 10 miles!"
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