Subject: Race Horse
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Sep 12 2000 - 14:17:53 EDT
"The Dream"
Doctor, I'm having that dream again." the patient
said.
"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"
"The one where I'm into sadism, necrophilia, and
bestiality. Should I be worried or am I beating a
dead horse?"
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"Suicide"
A fellow went up to the counter in the library and
said, "Have you got any books about committing
suicide?"
The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there,
somewhere on the middle shelf."
The fellow came back a few moments later and said,
"I can't find any at all."
The librarian replied, "Yes, it's awful. The people
never bring 'em back!"
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"Race Horse"
A woman talks to a psychiatrist and says,
"You've got to help me Doctor, my husband
thinks he's a racehorse! He neighs, sleeps
on straw, and even eats grain!"
"No problem," says the doctor. "I can heal him,
but it's going be very expensive! "
"Oh, money isn't an issue," says the disgruntled
wife. "He's already won three races!"
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