Subject: Useful Work Phrases
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 11 2000 - 03:54:13 EDT
"Useful Work Phrases"
1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
by your unique point of view.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
3. I like you You remind me of when I was young
and stupid.
4. I'm not being rude You're just insignificant.
5. Ahhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us
again.
6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.
7. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties
are largely ceremonial.
8. How about never? Is never good for you?
9. I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to worship me.
10. You sound reasonable: Time to up my
medication.
11. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
12. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave
a message.
13. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
14. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
15. It might look like I'm doing nothing,
but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
16. At least I have a positive attitude
about my destructive habits.
17. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
18. I see you've set aside this special time
to humiliate yourself in public.
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