Subject: Working in a Cubicle
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 04 2000 - 02:38:32 EDT
"Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle"
1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when
I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments
without first seeing who is behind me.
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much
protection from any kind of gun fire.
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the
right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
6. My walls are too close together for my
hammock to work right.
7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust
your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you
loosen your pants to tuck in your shirt.
8. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
9. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have
beds.
10. When tours come through, I get lots of
peanuts thrown at me.
11. Can't slam the door when you quit and
walk out.
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