Subject: Football Math
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Sep 03 2000 - 02:54:03 EDT
"Lacks Football Knowledge"
A college senior took his new girlfriend to a
football game. The young couple found seats
in the crowded stadium and were watching the
action. A substitute was put into the game, and
as he was running onto the field to take his
position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a
good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our
best man next year."
His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said,
"That's the strangest way I ever heard of for
a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how
you said it, I accept!"
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"Football Math"
A football coach walked into the locker room
before a game, looked over to his star player
and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play
since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So what I have to do is ask you a math question,
and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his
eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate...
what is two plus two?" The player thought for a
moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?!?" the coach exclaimed, excited
that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began
screaming, "Come on coach, give him another
chance!"
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