Subject: Yuppette In Court
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Sep 01 2000 - 07:29:07 EDT
"Yuppette In Court"
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case,
with the Yuppette accused of incredible escapades.
Testifying before her own attorney, she projected
an image of sweet innocence, and told a tale of
wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable.
When it was time for cross-examination though,
the husband's lawyer said, "Isn't it true on the night
of June 12th, in a driving rainstorm, you had sexual
intercourse with a certain circus midget on the
handle bars of a careening motorcycle that passed
through Columbia at speeds in excess of
seventy-five miles per hour?"
The Yuppette turned pale, but retained her
remarkable self-control and composure. Her
voice was almost serene in its innocence as
she asked, "What was that date again?"
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