Subject: Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 31 2000 - 06:37:51 EST
"Has Anyone Ever Told You..."
After the Halloween party, as the couple was driving
home, the woman asks her husband,
"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome,
sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No, dear, they haven't."
The wife then softly inquired, "Then what the heck
gave you that idea at the party tonight?"
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"Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men"
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready
to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up
another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw
him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him
to be.
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