Subject: Halloween Ghosts & Goblins
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 28 2000 - 02:58:41 EDT
"Halloween Ghosts & Goblins"
What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Hello, hello, hello.
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich.
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
What does a goblin shop for?
Grosseries.
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they
are thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul aid.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He did not have a haunting license.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
Where do most ghosts live?
In North and South Scarolinas.
What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
Scream of wheat!
What is a ghost's favorite pie??
Boo Berry!!
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