Subject: Halloween Witches
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 27 2000 - 07:45:11 EDT
"Halloween Witches"
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
Why did the witch's mail rattle?
It was a chain letter.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.
What does a sorceress wear?
A bewitching outfit.
Which story do all little witches love to hear
at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball
game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch stand up in front of the
audience?
She had to give a screech.
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
By witchful thinking.
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.
Why did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired!
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