Subject: Small Boobies
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 19 2000 - 09:39:34 EDT
"Small Boobies"
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed
a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her
size. She entered an upscale department store and
approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a
size 28 AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left
the store and proceeded to another department store
where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After
a third try at another department store in the mall, she
had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove
to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and
threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything
for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied,
"Er... Have you tried Clearasil?"
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