Subject: Party Entertainment
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 14 2000 - 03:06:57 EDT
"Learning to Play Music"
My niece; Tonya, brought her mom a really nice
Spinet Piano for her birthday.
A few weeks later, I asked Tonya how her mom
was doing.
"Oh," said Tonya, "I persuaded her to switch to
a clarinet."
"How come?" I asked.
"Well," Tonya answered, "because with a clarinet,
she can't sing...."
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"Party Entertainment"
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter,
and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a
hired clown. Just before the party started, two
bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling
sorry for the bums, the woman told them that
she would give them a meal if they would help
chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully,
they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with
the children having a wonderful time. But the
clown hadn't shown up. After a half an hour,
the clown finally called to report that he was
stuck in traffic, and would probably not make
the party at all.
The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully
tried to entertain the children herself. She happened
to look out the window and saw one of the bums
doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in
awe as he swung from tree branches, did midair
flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, "What your
friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never
seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would
consider repeating this performance for the children
at the party? I would pay him $100!"
The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him.
HEY WILLIE! FOR $100, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF
ANOTHER TOE?"
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