Breasts Obsession

Subject: Breasts Obsession
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 11 2000 - 06:44:38 EDT

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"Breasts Obsession"

A middle-aged man had an obsession with
women's breasts. So he went to a psychologist
and told the doctor about his problem.

"I am going to do word association,explained
  the doctor. "I am going to say a word, and
you will say the first thing that come to your mind."

"Oranges," said the doctor.

"Breasts," replied the patient.

"Apples."

"Breasts."

"Watermelons."

"Breasts."

"Wipers."

"Breasts," said the patient with the same reply.

"Wait a minute! I can see the connections
between oranges, apples, watermelons and
breasts. But automobile's wipers? Where
is the connection?" asked the doctor.

"Easy ... lick one on the left and lick one on the right!"

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