Subject: Sexretary
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 27 2000 - 08:57:46 EST
"Sexretary"
A married man decided to work late to be
with his sexy secretary, so he called his
wife to make up an excuse.
After work he invited his secretary to dinner.
It soon became obvious that he was going
to get lucky, so the two went back to her
apartment and had great sex for two hours.
Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom
to straighten up for the trip home and noticed
a huge hickey on his neck.
He panicked, wondering what to tell his wife.
After the man unlocked his front door, his dog
came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man
thought, and promptly fell to the carpet,
pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.
Holding his neck with one hand, he said,
"Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!"
"Hell," she answered, ripping open her blouse.
"Look what he did to my tits!"
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