Subject: Old Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 14 2000 - 10:55:51 EST
"Old Sex"
A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and
got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite
bar and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy
year old woman at the other end of the bar and
he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady
a drink. As evening progressed, the old man
joined the lady and they went to her apartment,
where they got it on.
Four days later, the old man noticed that he was
developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home
doctor. After careful examination, the doctor
asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.
The old man said, "Sure!"
The doctor asked if he could remember who the
woman was and where she lived. "Sure, why?"
"Well, you'd better get over there. You're about to cum!"
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