Subject: Reasons Not To Work
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 31 2000 - 07:04:23 EDT
"Tactful Brits"
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are
the English. One office supervisor called a
secretary in to give her the bad news that she
was being fired.
He started the conversation with: "Miss Symthe,
I really don't know how we're going to get along
without you, but starting Monday, we're going to try."
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"Job Application"
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever
been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who
had answered in the affirmative to the previous
question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never
got caught."
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"Top 10 Reasons Not To Work"
10. They can't garnish what you don't make.
9. Your life no longer compares to those
annoying Dilbert cartoons.
8. Chance to meet exotic male dancers in
unemployment line (and do the Full Monte)
7. Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!
6. Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is
a holiday!
5. If you push its buttons the wrong way, the
remote won't cry sexual harassment.
4. Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks
becomes your "Professional Attire."
3. Reruns of Chips only shown during regular
working hours.
2. It really upsets the in-laws.
1. The only glass ceiling she'll be complaining
about is the mirror over your bed!
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