Subject: The Beard...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 26 2000 - 02:09:03 EDT
"The Beard..."
A man had an accident, so he was rushed to the
hospital. The doctor had to perform an instant
operation, due to his injuries. The man was
wounded on the face and a deep scar was formed
on his skin, but under his bushy beard. The doctor
shaved off a part of the man's beard and then
performed the surgery.
Afterwards, the doctor performed more surgery
to replace the missing part of the beard, so he
would look good as new. The doctor cut off some
of the man's pubic hair and planted it surgically
on the man's face where the beard was missing.
The patient awakened and then after 2-3 days, he
was discharged and he went back home.
After six months, the patient came to the hospital
to talk to the doctor who performed his operation.
The patient said, "Doc, everything is okay, but a
peculiar thing has happened to me many times."
The doctor asks, "What is happening?"
The patient replies, "Whenever I scratch my beard,
my penis gets erect!"
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