Subject: A Visit To A Psychiatrist
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 26 2000 - 01:16:03 EDT
"Help me!"
A man walks into the psychiatrist's office
and says, "Doc, you gotta help me, I keep
having this recurring feeling that I'm going
to shrink! What can I do?"
The doctor replied, "Now, calm down, you
just need to be a little patient."
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"Worst Dream"
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most
beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes,
brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row..."
Psychiatrist: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound
so terrible."
Andy: "Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl
from the end..."
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"A Visit To A Psychiatrist"
Melvin sits nervously waiting for his first
appointment with a psychiatrist. Finally,
the door opens and the psychiatrist comes
over and sits down at his desk.
Melvin clears his throat waiting for the doctor
to acknowledge his presence. Finally he bursts
out, "Doctor, I've had this problem for a long
time. It took a great deal of courage for me to
summon up enough nerve to come here today
to consult with you. It's driving me crazy.
Nobody, but nobody's been able to help me.
They just ignore me. You see, my problem,
doctor, no matter what I do or say, no matter
how hard I try is that NO ONE pays any
attention to me!"
The doctor leans across his desk, clicks on
his intercom key and says, "NEXT!"
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