Subject: The Medical Exam
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 22 2000 - 02:24:39 EDT
"Annual Checkup"
During her annual checkup, a well-built lady
was asked to disrobe and climb onto the
examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress
in front of you."
"That's all right," said the physician, "I'll flick
off the lights. You get undressed and tell me
when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the
darkness, "Doctor, I've undressed. What
should I do with my clothes?"
"Your clothes?" answered the doctor. "Er...
Put them over here, on top of mine!"
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"The Medical Exam"
An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the
doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible.
Please examine me and tell me what's wrong
with me."
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the
doctor, "Do you drink much?"
"Alcohol?" said the man. "I'm a teetotaler.
Never touch a drop."
"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.
"Never," replied the man. "Tobacco is bad,
and I have strong principles against it."
"Well, uh." asked the doctor, "do you have
much sex life?"
"Oh, no," said the man. "Sex is sin. I'm in bed
by 10:30 every night and I always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at the man hard,
and asked,
"Well, do you have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said the man. "I have terrible pains in my
head."
"Ah," said the doctor. "That's your trouble. Your
halo is on too tight!!
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