Subject: Just Blowing Smoke
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat May 20 2000 - 02:13:21 EDT
"Just Blowing Smoke"
A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA
stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He
stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and
lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly
blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten
smoke rings into the air, an angry American
Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more
remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"
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"Indian Tracking"
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his
stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the
cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see
that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the
ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon,"
he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses,
one brown, one white. Man, woman, child,
household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This
Indian knows how far away they are, how many
horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon,
and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about
a half hour ago."
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