Subject: Playing Bridge
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 19 2000 - 06:42:52 EDT
"Playing Bridge"
The hostess of her bridge club got a last minute call
from one of the players that she was sick. Unable to
get a replacement on such short notice, she drafted
her husband, a mediocre player with an attitude.
During the game, he got up and went to the bathroom,
leaving the door ajar. Everyone listened as he urinated
into the toilet. Embarrassed, his wife called out, "John,
would you please close the door!"
John's partner said, "Never mind, it's the first time since
we started playing that I've known what the man has in
his hand."
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