Subject: Mortician's Find
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 15 2000 - 02:46:31 EDT
"Mortician's Find"
A mortician was working late one night. It was
his job to examine the dead bodies before they
were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he
examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was
about to be cremated, he made an amazing
discovery: Schwartz had the longest member
he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician,
"but I can't send you off to be cremated with
a tremendously huge member like this. It has
to be saved for posterity." And with that the
coroner used his tools to remove the dead
man's penis.
The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase
and took it home. The first person he showed
was his wife. "I have something to show you
that you won't believe," he said, and opened
his briefcase.
"Oh, my gosh!" she screamed, "Schwartz
is dead!"
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