Subject: See No Evil
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 08 2000 - 02:21:38 EDT
"See No Evil"
One night, while tending bar, Morris, the bartender
notices this hideous looking fella...really ugly....at
the far end of the bar with several hot women
around him.
Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of
him, and he walks down to where the ugly man is.
Morris says, "Please don't get offended when I tell
you this, but I couldn't help noticing you have
several beautiful women hanging all over you, and,
forgive me, but you are not exactly the most
handsome person I've ever seen. In fact, you're
quite ugly.
Now, normally, I would think these ladies are
attracted to you because of your money, but I can
tell by the way you're dressed,and the fact that they
are buying YOU drinks, it's not your money."
So, tell me, sir, what is it about you that these
women are so crazy about?"
The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively,
licked his eyebrows, and said, "I haven't the
foggiest idea."
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