Subject: This Bull Reproduced...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 05 2000 - 06:54:50 EDT
"This Bull Reproduced..."
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They
start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He
mated 50 times in a year, you could learn
from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This
one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5
times a month. You can learn from this one,
also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign
said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says,
"WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That
is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn
from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up
and inquire if it was 365 times with the same
cow."
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