Subject: Too Much Coffee...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 27 2000 - 03:41:35 EST
"You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...."
* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're
parked.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to
take your pulse.
* You can type sixty words a minute with your
feet.
* You can jump-start your car without cables.
* Your only source of nutrition comes from
"Sweet & Low."
* You don't sweat, you percolate.
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