Subject: Irish vs English
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 17 2000 - 08:21:29 EST
"Irish Telephony"
German scientists dug 50 meters underground
and discovered small pieces of copper. After
studying these pieces for a long time, Germany
announced that the ancient Germans 25,000
years ago had a nationwide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that
easily impressed. They ordered their own
scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down,
they found small pieces of glass, and they
soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000
years ago already had a nationwide fiber net.
Irish scientists were outraged. They dug 200
meters underground, but found absolutely
nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish
55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.
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"Irish vs English"
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted
an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked
over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder,
and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his
buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot, and
he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked,
"You just don't know how to set him off...watch and
learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to
the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said,
"Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite
faggot!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back
to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really
tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman
walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the
shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an
Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
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