Two Old Ladies!

Subject: Two Old Ladies!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 07 2000 - 03:25:21 EST

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"Two Old Ladies!"

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,
doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other
and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What to you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks,
"Er... Who drives you to the beach?"

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